tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post6158039204600753790..comments2023-08-25T01:48:56.682-07:00Comments on Enjoyceinglife: The Freaky Deacon and the Yuck Mouth Old School Player - Online First DatesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00932643238944322402noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-7584443416015214772009-02-12T09:00:00.000-08:002009-02-12T09:00:00.000-08:00This is one of the funniest postings I've read in ...This is one of the funniest postings I've read in a while. As for the freaky deacon, you can see why I don't put too much into folks just saying they're Christians. He was looking for the proverbial lady in the street, freak in the bed because he is the male equivalent. Too funny. I just started online dating. Wish me luck... If anything funny happens, I'll let you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-18171978721813913342009-02-05T21:43:00.000-08:002009-02-05T21:43:00.000-08:00I see that more older men are lowering their ages....I see that more older men are lowering their ages. I guess they don't think a woman can tell a man is 10 years older. That's what happened to me after talking to a guy online for a few months. He told me he is was in his 40's. I was in my early 30's at that time. When we first saw each other I knew it was over. He was in his 50's and looked like he had been drinking & smoking most of those. He was my last 'internet' date.<BR/><BR/>NoOldMenPlzAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-45355231780297527042009-02-01T13:06:00.000-08:002009-02-01T13:06:00.000-08:00Joyce, thank you for making me laugh out loud. Tha...Joyce, thank you for making me laugh out loud. That is the funniest story. I tried online dating for all of three weeks. A wash for me. Unfortunately I am very attracted to men with a brain in their head and who like the arts. Unfortunately for me regardless of what they do for a living there is a secret artist living inside of them. Unfortunately for me they think that they should be peeped by the National Black Arts Festival. LOL. Obviously I become "less sweet" when I am forced to put my NBAF hat on and critique work. Did I mention BAD work? LOL. Such is life. Keep doing you girl.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10362807364555607469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-51263951920324910902009-01-28T21:56:00.000-08:002009-01-28T21:56:00.000-08:00Get it Joyce! You look fantastic! And your hair lo...Get it Joyce! You look fantastic! And your hair looks amazing. I am embarking upon a fitness regimen myself. Scientists are estimating that by 2034 all black women will be overweight or obese. What a scary thought. Anyway, keep up the good work. You were workin' that dress!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-29454439830888816892009-01-27T20:59:00.000-08:002009-01-27T20:59:00.000-08:00I tried E-harmony for a minute. I liked the proce...I tried E-harmony for a minute. I liked the process and the anonymity. I only ended up actually going out with one guy. He was cool but not a good fit for me...I guess I should have had the decency to tell him that before I just stopped calling. Anyway, these days, I'm trying the old school approach...actually leaving my house long enough to meet someone. The search continues...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-80493233469509588592009-01-27T03:08:00.000-08:002009-01-27T03:08:00.000-08:00I am rolling on the floor! That was so funny! I am...I am rolling on the floor! That was so funny! I am forwarding this to my mom so that she knows that she is not the only one who gets freaky deacons online! This was great!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17529744688470910218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-14783806156914369272009-01-26T18:37:00.000-08:002009-01-26T18:37:00.000-08:00Joyce,Ouch! Your blog had me in tears (laughing!) ...Joyce,<BR/><BR/>Ouch! Your blog had me in tears (laughing!) I forwarded to friends who all seem to have had the same experience...some MORPHED by a thousand....I will let them write you...should they choose. So far, many seem to glitter like gold from the phone and emails until the actual meeting and its downhill from there. I have heard it is "dog" heaven for someone who wants to play under the guise of "Looking for Love". Anyway...you really gave me a laugh. Let's get together sometime for coffee...since we always seem to run into each other. I was in DC also had a BALL! You look fabulous....take care<BR/>In Spirit,Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-89149126145722799942009-01-26T18:35:00.000-08:002009-01-26T18:35:00.000-08:00Not the smoky, filmy eyes LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!I have a ...Not the smoky, filmy eyes LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/>I have a girlfriend who is marrying a 59-year-old man (and she's 36!) but she met him offline....<BR/>The out of control phone sex was the clue, Joyce! But stop, he really did the ol' change clothes routine on you!<BR/><BR/>I actually know of two women who have gotten married through online dating....but I don't know. The only time I met a guy online his girlfriend emailed me to say she didn't want any problems, but that they lived together and had a child!!!<BR/><BR/>So I don't know...<BR/><BR/>TPAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-18712298091635822852009-01-26T16:35:00.000-08:002009-01-26T16:35:00.000-08:00This is hilarious! I'm scared to death of on-line...This is hilarious! I'm scared to death of on-line dating.... I think I'll live vicariously through those who share! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-21166289604516342712009-01-26T11:48:00.000-08:002009-01-26T11:48:00.000-08:00I know so many women who have met their significan...I know so many women who have met their significant other online. One co-worker is very serious about the man she met on E-Harmony. Another is talking marriage with a man she met on Yahoo Dating. My best friend (who shall remain nameless) dated a couple of people she met on E-Harmony. She, too, met a brother who said he was 50 and looked like he had just stepped out of a time capsule from the 1970s. But she also met a lawyer and an engineer who were sincere good guys. I tried E-Harmony for a year and had pretty good results except for one man. He was nice and we hit it off right away as far as talking via email and on the phone. So we decided to meet for coffee. He is an air marshall and has it together. Not bad looking, very nice manners. But I am a firm believer that if you listen long enough people will tell you exactly who they are. This guy could not stop talking about little girls who are very sexual creatures. He kept insinuating that little girls are devious and cunning and like to be touched. Needless to say, I dumped him that he's still trying to figure out what happened. I am glad he never met my daughter, but I believe he targeted me because I mentioned her in my profile. Lesson learned. So how did I meet my dream man? He approached me at Wachovia and begged me to go to lunch with him. I took his number and called a few days later. We talked for a week, then met for lunch. That was last May and we have been together ever since. He is wonderful! But if I were single again I would definitely try online dating again. I think there are some real gems to be found.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-60094826726291606122009-01-25T20:51:00.000-08:002009-01-25T20:51:00.000-08:00Sorry, I don't have any online dating stories to s...Sorry, I don't have any online dating stories to share because I was too much of a chicken to do that when I was dating. However, everyone I know who does it, has quite hilarious stories. Thanks for sharing!joanofalltradeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12531235342796697451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-63583165845540472962009-01-25T19:42:00.000-08:002009-01-25T19:42:00.000-08:00Thanks for sharing your experience. While I like t...Thanks for sharing your experience. While I like the idea of meeting someone online and checking out their profile (if the photos are good), I haven't had the greatest luck. I posted to a paid site for one month and met someone I've been seeing for over 6 mos now. The road has been rocky. And for me the experience has been no different than when meeting someone at a club. You still never know them until you spend time with them and check out their friends and how they are living. I definitely no longer knock folks who meet someone at the club.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-60465836660460691802009-01-25T19:38:00.000-08:002009-01-25T19:38:00.000-08:00That should be he changed his name to "Prince" not...That should be he changed his name to "Prince" not price....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021263010707009752.post-39062667391440217672009-01-25T19:37:00.000-08:002009-01-25T19:37:00.000-08:00So the freaky deacon wanted to get a little freaky...So the freaky deacon wanted to get a little freaky deak with you...hilarious...somehow, I think I know your friend:) As far as my online experience is concerned, it was cool. I met one guy who had actually changed his name to Price and had a vision of starting a "franchise" of churches. Weirdo for sure! The other man, a local Atlanta attorney, is truly cool. We didn't hit it off romantically, but he is one good brother...We're actually still friends!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com